Did this 'Whet' your appetite?

Last night:

+ A young man (college aged? 20s) called the store to inquire about a personal lubricant he called 'Whet' (I've since been told that it is actually 'Wet'. So this guy was a moron too). Did we carry it? No sir. We only carry Astroglide, KY and a generic. (I couldn't check, I had a customer at the desk). Which is supposed to be better? I don't know sir, I've always understood it to be a matter of personal preference. You may have been sincere, but don't call and bother me about lubricants for shits and giggles when I'm busy. Or ever, for that matter. Next time, I will direct such a call to a business better equipped to handle your question. Like the 'Little Mac Adult Superstore' right down the road.

Today I realized (again):

+ That folks with poor personal hygeine and oh-my-god-gag-me body odor, will always buy the elctronics that they don't need. Instead of marching their stinky asses four aisles up to the deodorant and body soap. Dear sir, if you come back to buy more memory cards, return as "zestfully clean" so I don't have to fan myself to breathe while you shop. Because you're not fully clean until you're zestfully clean.

Incredibly boring note:

+ The city broke a temperature record. Apparently it hasn't been 90F on June 8th since 1979. Not too impressive I wager. Last summer, I wondered where summer went. Right now, I'd like it to go back to wherever it had been.