This week I..

+ Received carpet burn on my right knee. And not for anything "cool" (I was diving across the room after a moth at one am..).

+ Ran into a table in the hallway. Receiving a big purple bruise on my left thigh.

+ Burned my left leg on my space heater.

+ Pulled my own hair while removing my nightgown.

+ For everything else there's Mastercard.