There was a crooked man

+ I hate Owen Wilson more than I can say. I've spent many months trying to figure out why.

Get out

+ Dear celebrities: Either learn how to name your children so they don't grow up with psychiatrists following them hungrily, or don't have children at all. Coco, Suri, Shiloh, Apple..I'm really sorry that your parents are such fucking retards. Money seems to give them the license to destroy your psyches right out of the starting gate, as if being the child of a Hollywood celebrity isn't enough. I mean come ON. My aunt had a black lab named Shiloh.

Word of the day:

Gay-ass

+ Community theatres, please get over yourselves.

A midwestern corn 'queen' pretends he's a musical goddess.

Fishy

+ Thank you, Britney Spears, for once again proving that you are nothing but gussied up, tornado bait, white trailer trash.

The American Toilet Bowl

+ It's really unbelievable, all of the shit that Hollywood dumps out and America clambers for. It's nice to know that the slightly below average American is just a shit eater, essentially.

It's that time of year again

+ A merry 'whatever you celebrate' to all. I am about to go dance the dance of the greedy corporate monkeys. Again. On Christmas Eve. While being a pagan, this religiously means little to me, I'd still love to spend the time with my family, listening to bad seasonal music and eating fattening food rather than kissing the nasty asses of those too retarded to bathe themselves yet still figure out how to A) procreate and B) shop.

Have a great holiday weekend everyone.

A Big F You to the Big Three

+ Every day I am forever grateful that my father no longer works in the greedy auto related industry.