Get out

+ Dear celebrities: Either learn how to name your children so they don't grow up with psychiatrists following them hungrily, or don't have children at all. Coco, Suri, Shiloh, Apple..I'm really sorry that your parents are such fucking retards. Money seems to give them the license to destroy your psyches right out of the starting gate, as if being the child of a Hollywood celebrity isn't enough. I mean come ON. My aunt had a black lab named Shiloh.

Word of the day:

Gay-ass

+ Community theatres, please get over yourselves.

A midwestern corn 'queen' pretends he's a musical goddess.

Fishy

+ Thank you, Britney Spears, for once again proving that you are nothing but gussied up, tornado bait, white trailer trash.